The Strawberry Fiasco

Every week or two I run the lawnmower over the backyard, grass, weeds and all. The last few times I noticed some bright red objects in the grass. I dismissed them as some type of mushroom since they didn’t look like any type of strawberry I knew of. For the 4th of July my know-it all-sister was up from Virginia lecturing me on all the “dangerous” weeds she could find growing around the property. Having recently purchased a farm down south after living at the Jersey Shore her whole life, s